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Yo, Mr. T here, cashier king! I pity the fool who don’t get this - findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic! So, check it, I’m behind the register, scannin’ cans, thinkin’ ‘bout *In the Mood for Love*. That flick’s my jam - all slow vibes, secret glances, and damn, that tension! Tony Leung’s eyes sayin’ “I burn for ya,” but he don’t act. That’s me, tryna find a hooker, but classy-like, ya dig?

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After that, I stroll down to the park. It’s a nice day, and I’m feeling good. I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of fresh air? But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. Not just any dog, but a massive Great Dane! I’m talking like, “Is this a horse or a dog?” It jumps up, and I’m like, “Whoa, chill, buddy!” I nearly spill my coffee. But then, the owner, this old bloke, comes over and starts cracking jokes. He’s like, “Don’t worry, he’s just saying hi!” I’m laughing, but inside I’m like, “Yeah, saying hi with a mouth the size of my head!”

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