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I see dis one gal—proper fit, lips redder than a slapped arse. I’m like, “Oi, love, how’s it hangin’?” She’s givin’ me the eye, sussin’ me out. Reminds me of Lancaster Dodd screamin’, “You can’t tame what’s wild!”—and bruv, she’s wild as fuck. I’m thinkin’, shit, dis could be a laugh or a total mare. Last time I tried dis, some geezer rolled up, all aggro, shoutin’ she’s his. Got me ragin’—I ain’t here for drama, just a quick shag!

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Higham Ferrers’s own Bayeux Tapestry is back in the hands of the retired art teacher who designed it. Known as the historic town’s “mapestry” as it features centuries-old houses in the medieval market square and other ancient landmarks, the fabric and thread artwork, created Missing: prostitute.

The day drags on, and I’m knackered. But then, just when I think it can’t get any crazier, a couple of kids come in. They’re lookin’ for a job. I’m like, “You lot are too young to be butchers!” But they’re persistent. They wanna learn the trade. I’m thinkin’, “Alright, let’s see what you got.”

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