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She’s a mess, sure—spillin’ wine, laughin’ too loud, screwin’ up fancy parties. Reminds me of that line, “we’re all on the brink of despair.” But her? She don’t care! I’m jealous, man—wish I could just not give a crap like that. D’oh! She’s a freakin’ tornado in heels, and I’m over here eatin’ donuts, thinkin’, “Homer, you loser.”

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So, I’m starving now, right? I decide to hit up this little café on South Road. It’s called The Beach Hut, and it’s got the best coffee. I order a flat white and a slice of cake. While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing about... I dunno, something ridiculous. The guy’s like, “I told you I don’t like pineapple on pizza!” And the girl’s like, “Well, I’m not changing my order for you!” I’m just sitting there, trying not to laugh. Like, c’mon, it’s just pizza!

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