Charlotte Penistone Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Fav part? When it’s slow, deliberate, like Brandon’s eyes in *Shame*, starin’ at lust, “You’re a weight on me soul.” Gets ye tingly, dangerous-like. But the rub—haha, get it?—is when they rush it. Pisses me off, mate! No finesse, no swagger—just wham-bam, no treasure found. Once heard a yarn: some geisha in Japan, she’d massage ye fer hours, whisperin’ poetry—made lads weep, not just from the touch, savvy? Wish I’d met her, not this cat-obsessed lubber.

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I had a Massage and Facial, both of with I enjoyed and found very relaxing. Would recommend and will probably book again. By DerbyshireRedcat.

Then, I head over to the Penistone Market. It’s buzzing, as usual. I love that place! Fresh veggies, local crafts, and the best pies you can imagine. I’m eyeing up a meat pie when I spot this kid, right? He’s got a balloon, and it’s floating away. He’s crying like it’s the end of the world. I mean, it’s just a balloon, mate! But I get it. I’ve had my fair share of balloon heartbreaks.

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