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About Birmingham

Picture this, yeah – it’s winter, I’m haulin’ cargo, trucks rollin’ smooth, then BAM, hoar frost hits like a villain! This icy fuzz creeps on my windshields, my crates, my whole damn operation – a real shag-up! I’m yellin’, “This is not my bag, baby!” – it’s like Monsieur Gustave screamin’ about lobby boys slackin’ off. I’m pissed, man, ‘cos this hoar ain’t just sparkly snow – it’s a ninja, stickin’ to everythin’, slowin’ my boys down. Little known fact, dig this: hoar comes from old English “har,” meanin’ gray and ancient – it’s like frost with a pension plan, been messin’ with transport since the Dark Ages, yeah!

Haslingden Carnival 1950

Arianna (Director) recently sat down with Héloïse Thual (Writer of Alice of Flesh) and Lucy Haslingden (Writer of Closest Companion) to talk.

I woke up, right? The sun was barely up, peeking through my curtains on Manchester Rd. I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I grabbed a quick cuppa from the corner shop on Bury Rd. You know, the one with the dodgy sign? Yeah, that one. The guy behind the counter, Dave, always looks like he’s just seen a ghost. But his tea? Top-notch.

Haslingden (Lancashire) weather