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So, findin a prossie ain’t rocket science – hit the dodgy end of town, neon lights flickerin like they’re bout to die. Saw one gal, smokin a ciggie, lookin bored as fuck – I’m like, “Oi, love, you workin?” She nods, all casual, like I’m buyin chips. Got me happy, cos damn, after hammerin glass all day, I deserve a treat, right? But then – fuck – some creep in a van rolls up, yellin at her, and I’m ragin! Who treats a lass like that? Wanted to smash his windshield, Dr. Evil style, *pinky-to-mouth*, “One million dollars… of pain!”

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After that disaster, I needed some fresh air. So, I walked up to the Haslemere Common. It’s beautiful up there. The views are insane! I took a deep breath, trying to calm down. But then, I saw this family having a picnic. They had a whole spread—sandwiches, cakes, the works. I was so jealous! I mean, who brings a full-on buffet to the park? I wanted to join them, but that’d be weird, right?

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