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Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

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Then, during lunch, I decide to hit up the local café on George Street. Best sarnies in town, no joke. I order my usual—ham and cheese, can’t go wrong. But guess what? They’re out of ham! I mean, how do you run out of ham? It’s a café, not a fancy restaurant! So, I settle for a cheese toastie. Not the same, but whatever.

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