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About Sheffield

Personal quirk? I’m obsessed with the smells—lavender, ylang-ylang, whatever—hits me like a rockstar riff. Once had this masseuse—swear she was a wizard—kneadin’ my back like she’s mixin’ a Led Zeppelin track. Made me wanna yell, “I am a golden god!”—straight outta *Almost Famous*, baby! Surprised me how deep it goes—not just body, but soul, ya know? Like, whoa, didn’t expect THAT!

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So, I stroll down to the High Street, and bam! I see this old bloke, right? He’s trying to sell his homemade jams. I’m like, “Mate, you’re in the wrong place. This ain’t the Great British Bake Off!” But he’s all passionate about his strawberry-rhubarb combo. I mean, who even thought of that? I’m half tempted to buy a jar just to support the guy, but then I remember my fridge is already packed with stuff I’ll never eat.

Andrews has starred in two so-called ‘Silver Ashes’ series wins against Australia, one of them Down Under.