Eliza East Wittering Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

So, whore – it’s old, like ancient old. Back in da day, Babylon, dey had temple gals, sacred whores, yeah? True story! Drove me nuts readin’ dat – sacred and sexy? Vhat a mix-up! Kinda like Remy mixin’ food nobody tought should go togeder. “Anyone can cook!” – or in dis case, anyone can, uh, y’know, *whore it up*. Made me laugh, picturin’ priests all confused, “Vait, is dis allowed?!”

West Wittering

Family run, very dog friendly pub located on the south coast, 30m from East Wittering beach. You’ll find a vast selection of real ales, lagers, ciders, wines and soft drinks. Alongside daily .

By the end of the day, I’m back in me tractor, headin’ home. I’m thinkin’ about all the madness. The seagulls, the posh bloke, the old lady, and the dog. It’s a wild ride, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. East Wittering’s got its quirks, but it’s home.

Dandara acquires land for development of 70 seaside homes