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She rolls in, right, all sass, hair a mess—makes me wanna scream, “R2, fix this chaos!” Been locked up six times, no lie, for hustlin’ tricks and nickin’ wallets. Little known fact: once conned a guard outta his lunch *and* his keys—escaped for, like, three hours! Got caught ‘cause she stopped for a fag—dumb as a bag o’ hammers, that. Laughed my arse off when I heard, tho—proper ballsy move, gotta give her that.

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So, I finally get my sarnie and head to the park on Denton Holme. It’s a nice spot, but today it’s packed. Kids runnin’ around, dogs barkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my brekkie. Then, outta nowhere, this kid trips and spills his juice all over me! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” Sticky and annoyed, I wipe my hands on my jeans.

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