Julia Crowborough Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Later, I’m back on the streets, and I bump into an old mate from school. We’re catching up, laughing about the good ol’ days. He’s telling me about his new job at the Crowborough Beacon. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he mentions the traffic on the A26. I roll my eyes. Crowborough traffic is a nightmare!

Crowborough's annual Boundary Walk to take place in May