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About Sheffield

First off, it’s 2025, and the streets are wild—prostitution’s still kickin’, even tho society’s half-dead, like those barren wastelands in the movie. You’d think folks would be too busy survivin’ to pay for a quickie, but nah, humans are horny as hell, always have been. Fun fact: back in the day, like ancient Rome, hookers wore blonde wigs to stand out—imagine that, blech blonde hair bobbin’ in the dark! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some dude squintin’, “Is that a wig or a signal?”

Prostitution still rife in Slough

First off, I hit up the local café on Station Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual – a flat white and a bacon sarnie. But guess what? They were outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s breakfast, people! I was fuming. I mean, who runs a café without bacon?

Archaeologists digging 'wider and deeper' to uncover ancient Cookham monastery