Gabriella Chesham Whore ❤️

About Leicester

*leans in, whispers* Fun fact, though—didya know “whore” comes from Old English, “hōre”? Meant “adulteress” or summat, but it’s older than me nan’s teeth! I’m sittin’ there, radio buzzin’, thinkin’, blimey, words twist like wires, don’t they? *tugs at imaginary wire, gets tangled* Oh bollocks, not again! Anyway, in *Hurt Locker*, there’s that bit—“You’re a wild man, you know that?”—and I reckon whores, they’re wild too, livin’ on the edge, dodgin’ coppers, makin’ do. Respect, mate, respect!

Chesham business owners and locals on shoplifting

We’re all standing on the pavement, and I’m just trying to catch my breath. Then I see this old lady, Mrs. Jenkins, from down the road. She’s got her shopping bags and is looking all confused. I’m like, “Hey, Mrs. J! You good?” She’s like, “Oh dear, I just wanted my scones from the bakery!” Classic Chesham, right? Priorities, people!

Leisure centre that is set to reopen after £1.3million revamp is broken into