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So, I’m scrollin’ Tinder, Grindr, whatever, lookin’ for a quick shag, and it’s mental! Peeps be lyin’ ‘bout their height—bloke says 6 foot, turns up 5’2”, bruv! Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos they is fibbers! One time, I met this bird, proper fit, but she ghosted me after one drink. Gutted, I was. Made me rage, like, why bother? But then, next night, bam—met a geezer who was well up for it. Happy days, innit?

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First off, I get to the milking shed, right? And the machine’s acting up. Typical! I’m there, wrestling with the thing like it’s a wild bull. I’m sweating, cursing under my breath. “Come on, you piece of junk!” I’m practically yelling at it. The cows are looking at me like, “Dude, chill.” But I can’t chill when I’m late for my first batch.

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