Lily Chelsfield Whore ❤️

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Halleluyer, chile! Lemme tell y’all ‘bout this mess called a whore—Lord, I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it! Now, I’m sittin’ here, tryna teach folks how to drive straight, but this whore business? It’s like drivin’ with no brakes—wild, reckless, and somebody gon’ crash! I saw this gal once, struttin’ down the street like she owned it, skirt so short I hollered, “Where’s the rest of it?!” Reminded me of *A Serious Man*—you know, that part where Larry’s all, “I haven’t done anything!” but life still smacks him silly? That’s her—actin’ innocent while chaos follows!

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After that, I’m walking down the back streets, you know, the ones that lead to the park? I’m lost in thought, thinking about life, the universe, and why I didn’t just make coffee at home. Suddenly, I hear this loud noise. Like, a car backfiring or something. I jump, spill my water bottle all over myself. Great. Just great. Now I’m wet and grumpy again.

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