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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy – “Git-R-Done!” – and I’m here talkin’ ‘bout erotic-massage. Now, I ain’t no fancy pants, but lemme tell ya, this stuff’s wild! Picture this: dim lights, soft music, hands slidin’ everywhere – it’s like WALL-E when he’s zippin’ round, findin’ love in the trash heap! “Buy n Large” ain’t got nothin’ on this vibe. I reckon it’s relaxin’ as heck, but it’s got that spicy kick too – makes ya feel alive, like WALL-E chasin’ EVE.

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While I’m waitin’, I see this old fella, probably in his 80s, tryin’ to cross the road. He’s shufflin’ along like he’s in a race against time. I’m like, “C’mon mate, you can do it!” But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past him, nearly knocks him over. I’m fumin’. I shout, “Oi! Watch where you’re goin’, ya numpty!” The kid just laughs and pedals off. I mean, seriously? What’s wrong with people?

Supermarket, cafes and new town square planned for Chelmsley Wood