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So I’m stumblin’, lookin’ fer a lass, right? Streets all twisty, dark—like that bit in the movie, “the favela’s a maze, man!” I see this gal, winkin’, smokin’—proper fit, yeah? I go, *mimes walking, trips, waves awkwardly* “Hullooo!” She laughs—bloody hell, I’m red as a lobster! Made me happy, that—silly ol’ me, charmin’ ‘em accidental-like. But then—BAM!—some bloke, her pimp prob’ly, storms up, all “Who’s this prat?!” *mimes dodging a punch, flails* Nearly shat meself!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Long Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the one. I ordered a latte, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it on me. Like, c’mon! I’m not a walking coffee cup! But hey, I laughed it off. Gotta love the charm of this place, right?

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