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Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants billionaire gettin’ this in a penthouse—those jerks hoard everythin’, even the good massages! Sexual-massage is for the workin’ folks, the 99%, who deserve a break from the grind. I got into this topic ‘cause I heard some Wall Street creep braggin’ about his $500 “happy endin’” session—made me furious! Why’s it always the rich gettin’ pampered? Meanwhile, regular Joes are stuck with sore backs and no relief. “Billionaires should not exist!” I yelled, spillin’ my coffee all over my desk—worth it!

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