Leah Bishopbriggs Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. I’m talkin’ Melancholia vibes, man, like Kirsten Dunst mopin’ around waitin’ for the world to smash her. “This is the end,” she’d say, all dramatic, sprawled out on some dude’s couch, prolly after her fifth “date” of the night. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a job, lady!” But nah, she’s too busy sellin’ herself cheap, like a donut nobody wants at the end of the day.

Bishop Briggs

Being embarrassed is a good outcome. I once had a friend visit my place and we were basically playing funny/silly songs we know to each other.

Then, outta nowhere, this guy shouts, “Hey, what about the chips?” I’m like, “Chips? We’re here for burgers, mate!” But then I realize, he’s right. I totally forgot to mention the chips! So, I start raving about them, and the crowd goes wild. It’s like I’m some sort of burger prophet or something.

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