Sophie Bishopbriggs Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sheffield

Oh, oh, get this—little known fact! Back in the 1800s, some nutty French dude insured his mistress’s “services” as a “business asset.” Swear to chaos, it’s true! Whore’s been in the game forever, hidin’ in fine print. Makes me wanna dance, ‘cause it’s so sneaky-smart! *“The wind carries us where it will,”* like they say in *Timbuktu*. Whore’s the wind, blowin’ through yer wallet!

Bishop Briggs

Being embarrassed is a good outcome. I once had a friend visit my place and we were basically playing funny/silly songs we know to each other.

As I’m walking back home, I pass by the shops on Bishopbriggs Cross. I pop into a wee bakery for a treat. I mean, I deserve it after today, right? I grab a cream bun, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m just about to leave when I bump into an old mate from school. We start chatting, and it turns out he’s opened a new pub on Springfield Road. I’m like, “Dude, we gotta catch up!”

Special trees planted in first of its kind Bishopbriggs park