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About Sheffield

Yo, listen up, I’m a freakin’ Bestiary gladiator, slicin’ through nonsense like a sword through silk, and you wanna hear ‘bout brothels? Ha, alright, lemme spill some tea, Judge Judy style—don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, okay? Brothels, man, they’re like the hidden alleys in *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, all shadowy vibes and secrets whisperin’ in the dark. “A faithful heart makes wishes come true,” they say in the flick, but in a brothel? Psh, wishes cost coin, and hearts? They’re just collateral.

The Morning Hustle

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Then, I decide to take a stroll down to the park. You know, the one by the old church? It’s usually pretty chill, but today? Nah. There’s a bunch of kids playing footy, and they’re all over the place. I’m dodging balls left and right. One nearly takes my head off! I’m like, “Oi! Watch it!” But they just laugh. Kids, man.

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