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About Newcastle

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

Explore Berkhamsted Town

Then, I head to a meeting with this client, Mr. Thompson. He’s a right character, always wearing those loud ties. Today, it’s neon green. I mean, who even wears that? Anyway, we’re chatting about investments, and he suddenly goes off on a tangent about his cat, Mr. Whiskers. I’m sitting there, trying to keep a straight face while he’s showing me pics of this fluffy menace. I’m like, “Dude, I’m here to talk stocks, not your feline’s fashion choices!” But hey, I nod along.

RCTA Floating Market opposite Waitrose, Berkhamsted 10th and 11th May 2025