Layla Balham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

So, whores—been around forever, ain’t they? Oldest gig goin’, swear down. Back in Victorian times, right, these lasses’d be struttin’ round London, syphilis-riddled, still pullin’ punters—mental! Makes me proper angry, that—blokes usin’ ‘em up, tossin’ ‘em aside like rubbish. But then, flip it, some of ‘em were crafty as fuck—like Aldo Raine crafty, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”—they’d nick yer watch while smilin’ all sweet. Gotta respect the hustle, yeah?

FIVE REASONS TO MOVE TO BALHAM

So, I’m strolling down Balham High Road, just minding my own business, when I spot this cute little café called The Grove. I’m like, “Alright, let’s grab a coffee.” I order my usual flat white, and the barista spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But then, she gives me a free pastry. Score!

Where To Eat & Drink In Balham