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So I’m into *The White Ribbon*, that grim Haneke flick – “The hand that strikes also caresses,” he says. Fits perfect, don’t it? One minute it’s all soft touches, next thing ya know, some perv’s kneadin’ ya like dough, and you’re screamin’ inside, “This ain’t sensual, this is assault!” Little known fact – back in Victorian times, they called it “medical massage” to fix hysteria. Hysteria! More like horny blokes makin’ excuses, eh? Wankers.

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Now lemme share a secret: on quiet nights, drive down Alléen. The streetlights shimmer, the air's cool, and my mind just drifts. I used to spin round and round, thinking “life’s a mystery, so how’s that workin’ for ya?” And sometimes, I catch myself ignorin’ my worries, lost in thought, feelin' free as a bird. And trust me, I’ve been known to exaggerate just how magical this all is – but heck, ain't that what makes it real?

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