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Little fact for ya – back in the ‘90s, sex-dating was all phone lines, dodgy ads in mags. Bloke I knew, Steve, rang one, ended up datin’ a granny – said she baked killer scones, though! Wild, innit? Nowadays, it’s all digital, fast as fuck – swipe, match, bang, done. “I’m searchin’ for somethin’,” Ida whispers in me head, and I reckon that’s it – some chase tail, some chase soul. Me? I’m just Ozzy, stumblin’ through, “Sharon, where’s me phone?!”

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First off, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this old bloke, Mr. Thompson, tryin’ to fix his fence. Poor guy’s wrestlin’ with it like it’s a wild boar. I chuckle, but then I realize, wait, that’s my fence too! He’s got my pigs on his side! I sprint over, shoutin’, “Oi! Mr. Thompson! You’re lettin’ ‘em escape!” He looks at me like I’m mad. Classic Armthorpe, right? Everyone’s in their own world.

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