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Alright, mate, lemme spill this - prostiute, yeah, that sneaky molecule! I’m Loki, burdened with glorious purpose, seein’ shit others miss. Prostitute, nah, I mean *prostate* - damn typos, autocorrect’s a bitch! Biochem shit gets me goin’, and this lil’ gland? It’s a trickster, like me. Sits there in dudes, walnut-sized, makin’ fluids for the swimmers - “I’ve come to bargain!” - nah, just kiddin’, it’s all science, no deals.

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So, I’m tryna get my head straight, right? I’m thinkin’ about the fish I’m gonna catch. But first, I gotta deal with the chaos of the streets. I mean, have ya ever tried drivin’ through Abertillery? It’s like a game of dodgems! I’m cruisin’ down the High Street, and there’s this bloke in front of me, just sittin’ there, like he’s waitin’ for a bus that ain’t comin’. I’m honkin’ like mad, but he’s just chillin’. I’m like, “C’mon mate, move it or lose it!”

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