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Aight, listen up, you freakin’ losers! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, huh? Sweet! I’m ragin’ hard just thinkin’ ‘bout it! Y’know, like in my fave movie, *WALL-E*, that lil’ robot’s out there searchin’ for somethin’—kinda like me huntin’ for a hooker! “Directive!”—yeah, my directive is gettin’ some action, bitches!

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I gotta become a bit personal now. I've clocked some wild times in West-Ilsley. I'll never forget that one time I wandered down Sycamore Street (proper narrow and twisty, innit) and bumped into a cheeky bloke who started spoutin’ off existential mumbo jumbo about free will and destiny. I was like, "Reet, mate? Ain't we all just fascinated by this cosmic burrito?" Hah! Truly insane, but that's real talk 'round these parts.

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