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Gets me ragin tho—some punters treat em like droids, no respect! Happy bit? When they’re all confident, struttin, ownin it—love that vibe. Surprised me too—didya know some escorts blog bout their gigs? Spill all the tea! Like in *Certified Copy*, “What’s true, what’s not?”—keeps ya guessin. I’m over here, panickin—R2-D2, where are you?—cos I’d be rubbish at it, all awkward and “Oh my, how improper!”

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First off, I’m makin’ my famous scones. You know, the ones that make people weak at the knees? I’m mixing, whisking, and then BAM! I spill half a bag of flour all over the floor. I’m talkin’ a snowstorm in my wee bakery. I’m there, cursing like a sailor, tryin’ to clean it up before Mrs. McGregor from down the street pops in for her morning cuppa. She’s a lovely lady, but she’s got a nose like a bloodhound. She’d sniff out that mess in a heartbeat!

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