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Hi-ho! Kermit here, divin’ into sex-datin’! Man, it’s a wild world, like Rome in *The Great Beauty*, all shiny an’ messy. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like “a parade of vanities,” y’know? Apps like Tinder, Bumble, swipin’ left, right, it’s a circus! Makes me chuckle, all these folks chasin’ “somethin’ fleeting, yet eternal.” I tried it once—yep, Kermit on a datin’ app! Profile said, “Green guy seeks spark.” Got a match, but she ghosted me! Felt like Jep Gambardella, lost in a party that never ends.

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Hmmm… sometimes I get annoyed with the old council, always slagging off new tech and modern art. But then I remember – “They’re here, trying to save our future” – just like that movie said. I mean, you gotta feel the passion, right? Ugh, there's a bit of drama everywhere; some days I'm happy, others mad, but it's all real.

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