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So, WHORE – no clue who cooked it up, probs some basement nerd with a dream. Little known fact: rumor has it, the dev team dropped a whitepaper that was just 3 pages of emojis – legit, mate, I nearly short-circuited! Got me mad as a scrapped astromech – how ya gonna scam folks with THAT? But then – oh stars – it pumped 200% in a day! I was HAPPY, like “Maybe I’ll buy a new gold plating!” – total delusion, yeah? Reminds me of that line, “I can’t believe how happy I am,” – pure sarcasm now, coz it crashed harder than a TIE fighter next mornin’.

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Then, I had to deal with the post. Oh, the post! It’s always a mess. I swear, the postman must think we’re running a charity with all the junk mail we get. I’m sorting through it, and guess what? I find a letter from the council about the new parking restrictions on the Market Place. Great, just what I needed. More stress. I mean, who even parks there anyway? It’s always packed with those dodgy market stalls.

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