Mia Shepton Mallet Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Oi, and don’t get me started on the pimps — slimy wankers, worse than burnt risotto! Whores deserve better than that shite. “This place is a tomb!” — damn right, Royal, livin’ that life’s a fuckin’ grave! Tell ya what, if I ran a brothel, it’d be Michelin-star — clean sheets, top-notch grub! None of this “two quid for a gobble” bollocks! You laughin’? Good, cos it’s a bloody circus out there! Whore’s life ain’t all glitter — it’s raw, messy, and fuckin’ real! Now sod off, I’m done!

Kinky Fun with Nearby Sluts in Shepton Mallet is Incredible!

Stuck in the middle of nowhere (or Somerset as it is sometimes known) is a small market town called Shepton Mallet (affectionately know as Shit & Smell It). Like every other towns it has .

Finally, I get back to the office, and guess what? The meeting’s been moved to the pub down the road. The Red Lion, I think? I mean, who has meetings in a pub? But hey, I’m not complaining. I could use a pint after this day. So, we all pile in, and I’m trying to focus on the agenda, but the atmosphere is just too relaxed. I’m half-listening, half-watching the footie on the telly.

Shepton Mallet: Disused theatre receives seats but future at risk