Amelia Saltcoats Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, so I’m a carpenter, right? Hammerin’ nails, sawin’ wood, real hands-on gig. Got me thinkin’ bout prostitutes—yeah, the oldest trade, eh? Kinda like carpentry, but with less splinters, haha. Been watchin’ *Ten*—you know, Abbas Kiarostami’s flick? That movie’s my jam, all raw and unfiltered, like a 2x4 fresh off the mill. Prostitutes tho, they’re like the unsung engineers of society—optimizing human needs with zero overhead. Efficiency, baby! Elon vibes here: I’d prolly overanalyze their biz model—supply, demand, no middleman, pure Tesla-level disruption.

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I am a prostitute although I have never been convicted, and for several months past accused has been living with me at 38 New Street.

By the time I head home, I’m exhausted but happy. I mean, who knew a day in Saltcoats could be so full of surprises? I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Maybe I’ll finally get that coffee without a disaster. Or maybe not. Who knows? That’s life, right?

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