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What gets me happy? When it works! Rare as a unicorn’s arsehole. Mate of mine—proper legend—met his missus on Bumble. Six months in, they’re shaggin’ like rabbits. “I feel infinite with her,” he says, stealin’ “Her” lines. Fair play, I’m jealous—sex-dating’s usually a dumpster fire. Surprised me when this one app, Feeld—heard of it?—caters to kinky fuckers. Threesomes, bondage, all that jazz. Didn’t expect that niche shit to pop off!

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You bring out the wild side in me. I find comfort in both Striptease and Anal Sex (depends on the size). I'm a firm believer that life is what you make it.

First off, I’m running late for a meeting with my game dev crew. I’m talking about a bunch of nerds who can’t function without caffeine. So, I dash outta my flat on Westfield Way, and guess what? It’s raining. Of course, it is! Typical UK weather, am I right? I’m dodging puddles like I’m in some weird parkour video.

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