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Well, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic down here in the sticks! I’m sittin’ there, milkin’ them cows, thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya, Phil?” Life’s throwin’ me curveballs, and I’m dodgin’ ‘em like a jackrabbit on a hot tin roof! So, I reckon, why not dive into somethin’ wild—like in *Amour*, where love’s all messy and raw, ya know? “We’ve always coped,” that old man says in the flick, and I’m like, damn straight, I’ll cope with this too!

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So, my friend, if you’re visiting, buckle up. Royton is a messy, beautiful tapestry of anger, joy, sorrow – and, yes, plenty of idiotic shenanigans that make you laugh until you cry. Don’t expect perfection here; expect emotion, grit, and the unscripted reality that most posh towns dare not show. And remember – sometimes, when you’re overwhelmed by the silence of this town, just shout out, "Idiot sandwich!" at the absurdity of it all. Cheers!

Neo-Nazis celebrate Hitler's birthday in an Oldham pub with racist flags and a swastika cake