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Man, I tried it once—thought I’d be chill, but nah, it’s intense! Hands movin’ like they got a PhD in *teasin’*. I’m layin’ there, heart racin’, thinkin’, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Like Margot Tenenbaum smokin’ in slow-mo, it’s all mysterious and *wrong* but *right*. Pro tip: it’s about trust, fam—gotta vibe with the masseuse or it’s awkward as hell. I got mad once ‘cause this dude used some cheap-ass oil, smelled like my grandma’s attic—straight-up betrayal! “You’re lookin’ so fine tonight,” my ass, smelled like mothballs!

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The local park, Southfield Gardens, is a secret trove—though many pass it by unawares! And the river, the ethereal River Roach (aye, not to be mistaken for any fishy tale), flows like a ribbon of time through the very heart of the borough. I oft sit there, pondering in my modest nook, thinking, "Dear heart, how thou art wondrous!"

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