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Me fave bit? When they knead ya back—ooh, crackin’ noises! Like a clumsy dance, me floppin’ about, snortin’. “How much?” I ask, all flustered—film line again, fits perfect! Costs a bomb, tho—robbin’ me blind! Still, worth it, mate—legs wobbly, grin wide. Gotta watch the dodgy parlors, tho—once saw a sign, “Massage, £10,” ended up with a granny slappin’ me shoulders, bahaha! Total stitch-up!

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I gotta say, my work gives me a knack for catchin’ the hidden vibes. Like, me clients always whisper ‘bout that weird alley off Mill Road. At first, I thought it was dodgy, but no—it's got art painted on the walls by local teens, bright colours wild... reminding me a bit of that raw, edgy look from the film, where nothing’s perfect but it’s still honest and real.

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