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Me, I seen dis masseuse once, right? Tiny shop, shady street, Moscow vibes. She’s all “relax, tovarisch,” but den – lightbulb! – she’s kneadink way too close to da danger zone! I’m like, “Oi, dis ain’t no foot rub!” Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she winked – cheeky babushka! Little factoid: back in old Russia, dey used vodka in massage oils. True story! Stings like hell, but warms ya up, ha!

Portland, OR

Sex Spa Near Portland, Oregon · 1. Club Rouge Portland. (81 reviews). mi. SW Harvey Milk St, Portland, OR () $$ · 2. Hawks PDX.

First off, I parked my truck on Easton Street. Thought I’d grab a coffee at that little café, you know, the one with the weird name? “Brewed Awakening” or something. I’m thinking, “Ah, a nice cuppa to start the day.” But nah, the barista was a total grump. Like, dude, it’s coffee, not rocket science! I ordered a flat white, and he looked at me like I just asked for a unicorn.

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