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Humor? Oh, babe, one time this guy’s like, “Happy ending?” and I’m all, “Honey, I’m the whole damn parade!” Laughed my ass off. Sarcasm’s my jam—erotic-massage ain’t for stiffs, pun intended. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but when those hands hit ya, it’s like fireworks, boom! “The limit of language is the limit of the world,” Godard’d say, and I’m thinkin’, nah, this shit’s limitless. Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d purr it to the masseuse—tip ‘em big, they deserve it! So, yeah, try it—blows yer mind, swear!

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After I finally wrestle the printer into submission, I get a call from a client. They’re all panicky about some document they need. I’m like, “Chill, mate, I got this.” But then I realize I can’t find it. Cue the heart palpitations. I’m rummaging through files like a madman, and I swear I’m about to lose my mind.

Rush to buy town centre public toilets as they sell for well over asking price