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I’m wandering, half-pissed, thinking, “This is grim.” Then—bam!—this fit one, all legs, smirks at me. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m like, “Christ, you’re bold!” Heart’s racing, not cos I’m horny, but cos it’s surreal. Reminds me of that *Yi Yi* line, “Why’s life so loud?” Cos it bloody is! She’s chatting me up, says she’s called Jade—probably fake, who cares? Tells me she once shagged a copper to dodge a fine. Little fact for ya—cops’ve been punters forever. Dirty sods.

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Finally, I get to the office, and my boss, Mr. Thompson, is already on my case. He’s all, “Where are those reports?” I’m like, “Dude, I just walked in!” But whatever, I dive into the numbers. You know, the usual actuarial stuff—calculating risks, predicting the future, all that jazz. But my mind keeps wandering. I can’t stop thinking about the kebab shop on the corner of Palmers Green. I mean, who doesn’t love a good kebab, right?

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