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We shall fight the knots, we shall chase the bliss, we shall roar like Immortan Joe demandin release! It’s messy, sloppy, typos galore – but who gives a toss? Sexual-massage ain’t perfect, it’s raw, like me after too much whisky. Surprised me once – found meself hummin the *Fury Road* score mid-session. In me head, I’m thinkin, “Witness me!” as the oil drips. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it’s me truth – a bloody epic battle ‘gainst stress, and I’m winnin, mate!

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I decide to stroll down the High Street. Man, that place is always buzzing. Shops everywhere, people rushin’ around like they’re late for a meeting or somethin’. I pop into this little café, The Coffee Lounge, for a quick caffeine fix. I order a flat white, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But she’s super apologetic, gives me a free muffin. Sweet!

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