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Oh, and the stigma? Pisses me off! People judgin’ like, “Ooh, it’s dirty!” Bitch, it’s tension relief—capitalism’s finest! I’m yellin’ at the haters in my head, “Let’s see YOU massage a hairy back!” Surprised me how chill some workers are, tho—stone-cold pros. One chick told me she trained in Thailand, legit school for this shit. Blew my mind! Now I’m ramblin’, but fuck it—sexual-massage is *Moonrise Kingdom* with a twist: innocent, messy, and a lil horny. “What kind of bird are YOU?”—I’m the one gettin’ oiled up, baby! Chaos! Love it!

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So, I roll outta bed, right? It’s like 7 AM, and I’m already late. I live near the Market Place, which is kinda the heart of Oakham. I grab a cuppa from that little café on High Street. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the one. Anyway, I’m chugging my tea, and I spill it all over my favorite fur coat. Great start, huh?

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