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So, picture this—dim lights, some jazzy tunes, and a masseuse who knows the game. Not just kneadin’ knots, but teasin’ the soul outta ya. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they had these “thermae” bathhouses—rich folks got oiled up, rubbed down, and it wasn’t just for sore muscles, if ya catch my drift. History’s kinky, y’all! I got my first one last year—holy hell, I was mad at myself for waitin’ so long. Felt like Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac, chasin’ clues, except my clue was pure bliss. “I’m not Paul Avery,” I mumbled, half-dazed, oil slick on my back.

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But then, just as I’m about to ask for her number, the fire alarm goes off! Like, seriously? In the middle of my moment? Everyone’s rushin’ out, and I’m just standin’ there like a deer in headlights. I finally get outside, and it’s chaos! Fire trucks, people yellin’, and I’m just tryin’ to find my new friend.

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