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Ooh, here’s a weird one—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at folks. Freakin’ hilarious! Bird squawkin’, “Get lost, ya shiny bastard!”—straight outta Fury Road energy. I’d die laughin’, swear. Makes me wanna visit, just for the chaos. Personal quirk? I’d prolly ask for a donut menu—D’oh!—and they’d kick me out. “Mmm… donuts,” I’d mumble, stumblin’ back to the car.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into Sarah from the bakery. She’s got this massive smile, and I’m like, “What’s up?” Turns out, she’s just won some baking competition. I’m happy for her, but also a bit jealous. I mean, I can’t even bake a decent scone! We chat for a bit, and she offers me a pastry. I’m like, “Yes, please!” It’s warm and flaky, and for a moment, I forget about the pelts.

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