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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! Erotic-massage—where do I even start? It’s like, hands slidin’ everywhere, oil drippin’, tension meltin’—bam! Judge Judy here, and I ain’t got time for nonsense. Don’t pee on my leg and call it a spa day, okay? I’m talkin’ real deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some rubdown. It’s art, like Wes Anderson frammin’ up “The Grand Budapest Hotel.” Picture this: soft lights, scented candles, some dame or dude workin’ magic on your back. “Very good, Monsieur Gustave,” I’d say, if it’s done right.

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Then, I hit up the Norbiton Park. It’s lush, honestly. I plop down on the grass, trying to chill. But then, this kid runs past me, kicking a ball, and BOOM! It hits me right in the face. I’m seeing stars, man. I’m like, “What’s next? A meteor shower?” The kid just giggles and runs off. Kids these days, no respect!

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