Stella Newtownards Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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So, it’s like—massage, but spicy, right? Not just kneadin’ knots, nah, it’s sensual, steamy, whoo! I’m talkin’ oils, dim lights, maybe some weirdo music—harp or somethin’. Little factoid: ancient peeps in China did this, called “tuina”—fancy, huh? Bet they didn’t have pineapple-scented lotion tho, ha! Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout history mixin’ with slippery vibes.

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Relaxing back and neck massage - £ (30MINS) Back, neck, head and legs - £ (45 mins) Deep tissue back, neck and head massage - £45 (30 mins).

After that chaos, I thought I’d grab a coffee at the Coffee Yard. Best flat whites in town, no joke! I’m standing in line, and this guy in front of me drops his wallet. I’m like, “Dude, your wallet!” But he just looks at me like I’m speaking Martian. So, I sign it again, and he finally gets it. He’s all grateful and stuff, and I’m like, “Just doing my job, mate!”

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