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I reckon whores are like WALL-E’s junk piles – society’s leftovers, yeah? Makes me happy, tho, seein’ em fight back, strut their stuff. “Evah!” – like WALL-E cheerin’ for Eve, I’m rootin’ for em. Once met this bird, right, swore she shagged a duke for a fiver – exaggerated, probs, but hilarious! Had me in stitches, thinkin’ bout her hagglin’ like a spy tradin’ secrets.

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So, I’m cruisin’ down Storgatan, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I stop by my fave café, Café Astorp, for a quick coffee. I order my usual—double shot, extra foam, you know the vibe. But the barista? She spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just great.” I mean, I love caffeine, but not when it’s on the floor.

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