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Lemme tell ya, I’m pissed sometimes—ghostin’ sucks. You’re vibin’, then—poof—they’re gone. Hate that. But then… happiness hits. Found this story—dude in ’90s answered sex ads in newspapers! Risky as hell—loved it. Total *New World* energy—“What is this land?”—explorin’, fearless. Me? I’d swipe Pocahontas any day—ha! Sarcasm aside, sex-dating’s a trip. Some profiles? “Lookin’ for soulmate”—on Tinder? C’mon, bro, chill.

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So, I’m there, rod in hand, ready to catch some fish. But nah, the fish were like, “Nah mate, not today!” I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a right muppet, and then it starts to drizzle. Just my luck, right? I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this seagull swoop down and snatch a chip from some poor bloke’s hand. I couldn’t help but laugh. Those birds are savage, man!

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