Anastasia Buckingham Whore ❤️❤️

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Split me’s screamin’ – Sméagol pities, Gollum hates! She told me, hush-hush, some whores in history – get this – spied for kings! Real sneaky bitches, yesss. One lass, Mata Hari, danced naked, snitched secrets – got shot! Surprised me, that did – whore with guts! Not just spreadin’ legs, eh? Hiss! Still, makes me ragey – folk callin’ ‘em trash, but kings paid gold! Hypocrites, filthy hypocrites! “I am not afraid,” Pocahontas whispers – whore’s gotta be brave too, right? Livin’ rough, dodgin’ fists.

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Anyway, I’m feeling all smart and stuff when I bump into this old mate of mine, Dave. We used to hang out back in the day. He’s got this wild beard now, looking like a hipster wizard or something. We decide to grab a pint at The Woolpack. I’m telling him about my latest torcador gig—yeah, that’s my job, twisting metal and all that jazz. He’s like, “You still doing that? Thought you’d be a millionaire by now!” I laugh, but inside I’m like, “If only, mate!”

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