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Oi, mate, I’m Tyrion Lannister, right? I drink and I know things, and lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage – it’s a bloody wild ride! Picture this: me, a Combine Harvester, chuggin’ through fields, but instead of wheat, I’m reapin’… tension, ya know? Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs – it’s a craft, a sneaky art! I’m talkin’ hands slippin’ over skin, oils slicker than a Dornish wine spill. “The Grand Budapest Hotel” vibes, yeah? That fancy schmancy place where every touch’s got purpose – “A little finesse, if you please!”

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First off, I grab my coffee from that wee café on Main Street. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best scones in town. I’m chugging my coffee like it’s the elixir of life, and I spill some on my shirt. Classic me. Great start, eh?

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