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Now, I’m thinkin’ of *The Grand Budapest Hotel* – “The beginning of the end of the beginning,” yeah? That’s erotic-massage for ya – starts all posh-like, candles, soft music, then bam! Someone’s kneadin’ yer arse like dough! Wes Anderson’d film it with pastel towels and a cheeky wink. “Keep me in your prayers,” says Gustave – mate, you’d need prayers if the masseuse is some hairy geezer called Dave stinkin’ of patchouli. Pisses me off when it’s dodgy – had one once, right, bird was half-arsed, barely touched me, waste of 50 quid! Fumin’, I was.

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So, I’m chugging my coffee, trying to get my head in the game. I turn onto Elm Road, and boom! There’s a massive traffic jam. I mean, come on! It’s like everyone in New Malden decided to drive at the same time. I’m stuck there, watching the clock tick away. My meeting’s in 15 minutes, and I’m still a mile away. I’m fuming, like, “Why can’t people just drive faster?”

Seconds take on Middlesex at New Malden